The Anti Prude

If you're a prude, get the fuck out.
hello

hello

kathaleen asked: Yeah def. post that pic of yourself.

Would you like that?

alexislindsey asked: What happened to all the stories?

I honestly somehow forgot the password. Until today.

Fuck it.

I forgot my password to this tumblr and then forgot about it until today. I don’t know if I should continue to rant about my sexual escapades because I feel my accidental hiatus took too long. I might as well just post a picture of myself so everyone knows who The Anti Prude is. The freak of the night. The lover of the bang.

One, Woahdick.

One time i fucked 2 different girls in the same spot in the woods within 5 hours of eachother.

—The Anti Prude

Defend Hot fucks.

—The Anti Prude

I wanna slap my dick against some boobs tonight.

—The Anti Prude

I hope all the girls who haven’t shown me their boobs know and feel bad that thinking about what their boobs may look like keeps me awake at night.

—The Anti Prude

One time I thought I was in love then I realized I just like getting pussy without having to try.

—The Anti Prude

It’s been 5 weeks since I last had sex. I want to kill myself. Fuck this drought.

—The Anti Prude.